The Things I'll do to You...

There are a lot of sappy blogs about a future boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/child, so I decided to blog about the one relationship I want in my life.
May 13 '12

starstruckklove asked:

please update more!! xD

Sorry! I know it seems like I’ve abandoned this blog, but I haven’t. I’ve just been busy with finals and stuff. I could use some submissions, though. 

Apr 11 '12

Dear Future Fuck Buddy,

I’m not saying we need a schedule, but I’d prefer to fuck at least a few times a week.

Signed,

Me.

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Mar 27 '12

Anonymous asked:

Dear future fuck buddy, Let's just fuck. Don't blur those lines, aight? Love, me

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Mar 20 '12

huhwrx asked:

So you want a fuck buddy. What do you look like?

I’m a person with two arms, legs, head and a body. Oh, and a torso. I have some hair. 

Mar 19 '12

Dear Future Fuck Buddy,

We don’t have to make an effort to hang out outside of our usual fucking.

Signed,

Me.

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Mar 14 '12

Dear Future Fuck Buddy,

We don’t have to be drunk every time.

Signed, 

Me.

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Mar 10 '12

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Mar 10 '12

Dear Future Fuck Buddy,

Let’s ditch this party and go fuck in the bathroom stalls.

Signed,

Me.

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Mar 7 '12

Dear Future Fuck Buddy,

If you feel like I’m getting clingy or something, please just tell me. Chances are, it’s a misunderstanding.

Signed,

Me.

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Mar 4 '12

senpusha asked:

What can I say, I'm inadequate. I'd love to be that person but being confident in the bedroom is pretty difficult. Just being there, being passionate and putting in effort isn't enough to satiate sometimes. I'll spontaneously bite, nibble, pull and grapple with you and still not know what you're missing. And telling me sorta ruins the fun. Sorry Fuck buddy, I guess we made better drinking friends, thanks for the protips though. -inadequate Fuck buddy.

Ah, I’m sorry to hear that you didn’t have the best experience with your fuck buddy. Maybe one day you can find someone around whom you’ll feel more confident in bed. At least you did get some tips, though!